As you may be aware, Halloween is just a few weeks away and on the Friday night White Heat are running one of their legendary Halloween parties. Think death disco, psychopathic pop, haunted house and running bass lines straight into the darkest depths of your soul, turning the dance floor into an exhilarating and unapologetically hot mess. And there’s a £100 cold, hard cash prize for the best costume!
This year’s theme is Ghoooooul Britannia, aka all that scary British shit that keeps us Brits awake at night, like the economy and house prices… We thought we’d come up with a few ideas to help you win that £100 and keep you on trend.
Nigel Farage’s Plane Crash
If you really wanted to pull this one off you’d could build a paper mache plane wreck to carry around all night, it would be annoying for everyone else, but you would be the belle of the ball.
Difficulty: 9/10 – because the last time you did paper mache it was year 4?
The woman previously responsible for the most misery heaped across this green and pleasant land, until David Cameron became Prime Minister.
Difficulty: 3/10 – charity shops are full of horrible cast offs from the 80s, but you need to find something really horrible to get this just right
If you dress up as Jimmy Saville there is absolutely no chance you will win anything other than our disgust. I promise you that right now.
Difficulty: 6/10 – you’ll probably get attacked on the tube and hospital waiting times are long on a Friday.
This one is really easy, you just need to raid your mum or dad’s wardrobe since they’re most likely the ones who sold your future to Nigel Farage.
Difficulty: 3/10 – mostly because you have to get a train (and probably sit on the floor) to whatever godforsaken place you come from, but lets be honest you probably still live with your parents because who can afford rent in London.
Difficulty: 1/10 – the link is right there!
Sign up for free entry before midnight here: https://dice.fm/event/white-heat-halloween-28th-oct-the-lexington-london-tickets